I consider myself a geek, but that doesn't mean that ALL of you are. Whether you enter in this category or not, here are some facts you should know we all geeks share in common. By reading them hopefully you'll laugh, or maybe start worrying about yourself.
1.- You use technology. We understand it.
2.- You understand this sentence until here, bµ7 933|{$ (4n r34Ð £337.
3.- You rather talk face to face to see others' reactions. If we could make our faces look like this: XD *.* ^^ T-T :3 we'd love it too.
4.- You dream of having a big nice entertainment center. We dream about having a holodeck.
5.- You google terms. We google you.
6.- You read Wikipedia. We are Wikipedia.
7.- You download. We torrent.
8.- You upload. We seed.
9.- You never believe it when we tell you we didn't study for a test. We just KNOW.
10.- You know about stalkers. We know about Facebookers.
11.- You waste your time in front of your computer. We get rich in front of our working stations.
12.- You love. We <3.
13.- You get some of the jokes made in "The Big Bang Theory" TV show. We get them all.
14.- You wanna play. Wii wanna play.
15.- You surf the web. We make the waves.
16.- We have more friends than you... at least online, but they are more useful.
17.- You look for tutorials. We make them, so you could just ask for them.
18.- You can choose to use sarcasm while you speak. We always use it.
19.- You play the guitar. We play Guitar Hero.
20.- You know Johny Lee Miller since "Trainspotting". We know him since "Hackers".
21.- You say yes. We say 0.
22.- You watched "I, Robot". We read "I, Robot".
24.- You know who Rowling and Tolkien are. We know who Lovecraft, Gibson and Follet are.
25.- You laugh about us. We LOL you.
26.- You think video gamers are mostly kids. We are the proof that you're mistaken.
26.- You think video gamers are mostly kids. We are the proof that you're mistaken.
27.- You think Wikipedia is great. We know Uncyclopedia is even better.
28.- You think English and Chinese will be global languages. 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110
If you identify yourself with at least 7 things in either side of the list be either proud or sad. Either way be sure to laugh. Whatever you say, you are all becoming "one of us, one of us".
NOTE: For the ones having a hard time reading some parts of this entry, whichever they are, try this translator http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/ The good thing about it is that it works both ways so you can get this all in binary if you hate letters.
NOTE: For the ones having a hard time reading some parts of this entry, whichever they are, try this translator http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/ The good thing about it is that it works both ways so you can get this all in binary if you hate letters.
jajaja m hizo reir mucho mmm y lo peor fue q no entendí cierto terminos =( jajaja
ReplyDeleteJajaja, even though you couldn't understand some terms, u know u are a complete geek doctor =D
ReplyDeleteSome more:
ReplyDeleteYou win. We pwn.
You fall on the floor and laugh. We just rofl.
You cough. We *cough*.
You cheat. We hack.
You go to the store. We go to ebay.
You use an antivirus. We make virus. (And charge you for installing your antivirus).
"16.- We have more friends than you... at least online." XD
ReplyDelete@NumberXIII You use plastic. We use Paypal XD
ReplyDelete@Admiral Airwit Thanks for coming, I'm glad you liked that =D
I think I identify myself with 7 or 8 LOL Yet, I don't really think 'bout myself as a Geek, but | |{|\|0w u 7hi|\||{ |)iFF3|23|\|7 ;)
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